hackercult:

bro, we are under siege . deliver unto me some aid, my man

elodee:

underestimated-heroine:

underestimated-heroine:

gingerswagfreckles:

….you’re lying…you must be…

noooooo

steakplissken:

no-thats-absurd:

heartshop:

clitfisto:

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Christians with jesus christ

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

Mass is on Sundays

xeansicemane:

“A submarine has gone missing” : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.

“A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well, that’s a little ghoulish but I can’t blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man’s hubris.

“An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is ‘slapped together submarine’ a legal thing that’s real.

“An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.

failbaby:

Average succession fan

froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

amouthfulloflove:

“When did I become
I and the body? When did the two of us
separate?”

Madmen, Aditi Nagrath

yandere-angela:

i rember when i was in high school, hearing a teacher say “lebron james is rich, the guy who hands him his paycheck is wealthy”, and i think that that’s a really simple illustration of wealth and class that a lot of young leftists these days do not understand

i see a lot of young leftists these days thinking that “having a lot of money = oppressor”, which shows a fundamental misunderstanding in how social classes and the dynamics of power in society work, and as a result they go after actors, athletes, even youtubers, but the thing is most actors, athletes, and youtubers don’t actually own capital. actors don’t own disney or warner bros or 20th century fox, athletes don’t own their stadiums or sponsorship companies, and youtubers certainly don’t own youtube or advertising companies that sponsor youtube channels

many highly successful actors, athletes, and youtubers DO start their own businesses once they’ve amassed enough wealth, but it has to be understood that the large majority acquire their wealth through paychecks given to them, rather than through owning the means of production, and it’s the owning of capital that really determines who runs society and who doesn’t, because it’s those who own the means of production who gets to decide the affluence or poverty of those who don’t

under-the-arch:

pervocracy:

I almost miss trickle-down economics. It was completely wrong and often presented in bad faith, but it at least contained the assumption that poor people deserved better and that helping the working class was a desirable thing in an economic policy.

Increasingly it seems like we’re seeing fuck-you economics, which postulates that poverty is a fitting punishment for lack of ambition, and there’s no reason money should trickle down to the undeserving masses.

I miss when “we both want to help people, we just have different ideas about how to do it” was a thing you could say about politics without cry-laughing.